Where could I go wrong? “A flour tortilla filled with sausage, eggs, roasted peppers and onions, pepperjack cheese, and spicy chipotle sauce.”
Um, yum! Right? Nope. Wrong-o.
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I know, I know. I shouldn’t have been anywhere near a tortilla, fast food breakfast, sausage or scrambled eggs. And you never eat an illusive sauce. But, let’s be real. It SOUNDED delicious.
Instead it was disgusting. It was all watery. A result, I assume, of the onions and/or peppers. The liquid overflow was a problem threefold: First, the buritto was drippy. NOT good for eating in the car. And now that we can’t text we have to do SOMETHING while we drive. Jokes. But I know a lot of people hit fast food to eat while they drive. Safe with something like an English muffin breakfast and many breakfast burritos. NOT OK with this thing. Second, it made the tortilla soggy. Sickening. Third, it made the paper tear.
It was unappealing overall. And that’s BEFORE we get to flavor.
It weighed about fifteen pounds (exaggeration but way too big). It was unweildy and fell apart, I finally had to break out a knife and fork, negating the very definition of a burrito. And, again, no way to manage this bad boy while driving. And worst of all, it wasn’t good tasting. It had a weird sweet taste. I blame the roasted peppers. I finally tore the thing apart. Ate some eggs and sausage and a few stray tomatoes. And called it good enough.
Bottom line: Don’t do it. If you want a breakfast burrito, go to Sonic. And get a diet cherry vanilla coke while you’re at it.