I’m not a huge fan of meatloaf, but I actually like this version. Well, my version, adapted from this recipe.  I adapted the recipe because, well, it’s what I do. But also a friend of mine made it and said it was “a little bland.” When someone else says something’s bland, I’m sure not to like it. I’m not a food snob or anything, but I’m one of those annoying people who eats for pleasure. And I firmly believe even healthy food should taste good. Is this the best thing I’ve ever made? Probably not. I’d far prefer my Mexican Hamburger with Kale, Spinach and Tomatoes over this. But for meatloaf, it’s good. In fact, many say the “bland” meatloaf in the original recipe is “fantastic.” And I think this is an improvement on that. Not just because I made it non-paleo with dairy (those two things could easily be left out). But because of the increased seasonings. Plus, I’ve eaten it for lunch for three straight days, and don’t hate it. Anyway, my point is, this is a fantastic starting point. Feel free to adjust to your taste buds.

The mashed cauliflower, however, I believe is gold. I love the stuff. Maybe more than mashed potatoes. No, seriously. I mix mine with a hand mixer, and it generally comes out somewhere between mashed potatoes and rice, which I love. I don’t do cheesy rice, but this stuff is rich enough it feels like a treat. So, if you want a meatloaf recipe, this one’s respectable and better ingredients than dumping ketchup on top (which grosses me out). But if you have your own meatloaf recipe, and are looking for a good side, try the cauliflower. So. Good!

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About a month ago I bought my first portion of a cow. An 1/8th of a cow, to be exact, but I bought 25 extra pounds of ground beef. My sister says it’s all in my head, but I swear this ground beef tastes better than any ground beef I’ve ever had. Anyway, since I bought so much, I have been having ground beef as a breakfast or snack staple. Specifically, I love this recipe. I’ve been making it for weeks and it’s fantastic. This week I made some guacamole to go along with it. I look forward to it every day!

A side note: I have a couple of weird food intolerances going on. One is eggs, which isn’t an issue with this recipe. The other is peppers. Any kind of peppers: sweet, hot, chilis, etc. But only if they’re fresh or canned. Dry doesn’t bother me (I assume it’s either that the pepper’s so processed, or because you use such a small amount). Anyway, I’ve been find with adding chipotle pepper, chili powder, smoked paprika and even Sriracha to stuff. I do it as minimally as I can stand, but if I eat even a little bit of fresh or canned peppers, my face breaks out, and I hate to think what’s going on inside my body. So keep that in mind with these two recipes. Both would be better with fresh peppers.

Also, due to my allergy, I drain my tomatoes with green chilis and pick out the chilis. It’s a lot of work. I don’t doubt this recipe would be just as good with the chilis in it, but I’ve been eating it without.

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It’s Black (and Yellow) Friday, Wichitans! Whether you’re a die hard Shockers fan, a band-waggoner, or a casual fan, it’s celebrating time! WSU’s had a fantastic run in the tournament, and if you’re going to a bar tomorrow, you need something festive to get you to 5:00. So here’s the best yellow cupcake with chocolate frosting recipe (according to the recipe title) I could find. So I present to you, chocolate chip cookie dough yellow cupcakes with chocolate cream cheese frosting. Yes, they are as decadent as they sound. And if your audience is anyone other than my co-workers, they’ll love these things

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I used this recipe. The only thing I did was sub out the egg for 3Tbs of milk – that way you don’t kill off your audience. In my case, though, I kind of wish I’d gone with eggs! ;)

I used a box of yellow cake mix that was “butter” flavor, whatever that means. I followed the instructions for the cake rather than the set amounts of 1 1/3 c water, 1/3 c oil, 3 eggs. In my case, my box said 1 c water, 1/3 c butter, and 3 eggs.

It’s very important that you make the cookie dough balls ahead of time and freeze them all the way through. Some say at least two hours. I made mine Wednesday night and froze them until Thursday night when I made the cupcakes. This worked out nicely, making the recipe less overwhelming.

And finally, I thought a “normal” or can of frosting sounded way too sweet. So I made a slightly tangy chocolate cream cheese frosting.

So, here we go friends!

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Yellow Cupcakes with Chocolate Cream Cheese Frosting

Cookie Dough

1 ½ flour
¼ tsp baking soda
¼ tsp salt
½ c butter
¼ c sugar
½ c packed brown sugar
3 Tbs milk
2 tsp vanilla
1 c mini chocolate chips

Cupcakes

1 box yellow cake mix (or any type of cake mix), prepared as instructed on box

Chocolate Cream Cheese Frostin

8 oz cream cheese
4 Tbs butter, melted
3 c powdered sugar
½ c cocoa powder
2 tsp vanilla
dash of cayenne
3 Tbs whole milk or cream or condensed milk (enough to bring frosting to desired thickness)

First, you whisk together the dry ingredients in a bowl. In your mixer, beat the butter, white and brown sugar until smooth. Add the milk, and vanilla. Add dry mixture until incorporated. Fold in chocolate chips until combined. Form into 24 balls, approximately tablespoon size.

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Freeze for at least two hours or overnight. If you’re freezing overnight, cover with plastic wrap.

After the dough is frozen:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line cupcake pan with cupcake paper liners. Mix together the cake mix as instructed. Spoon evenly among 24 cupcake tins, about 2/3 to ¾ full.

Place a frozen cookie dough ball on the top, center of each cupcake.

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Bake at 350 degrees for 18 minutes. (Yes, 18 minutes. You could maybe pull them at 17:30, but don’t cook over 18 minutes.) Remember, if you insert a toothpick, the cookie dough is in the center. You’re baking the cake AROUND the cookie dough. If you wait for the cookie dough to be cooked through, the cupcake will be over-baked and the center will have cookies in it, not cookie dough.

Remove from oven and let sit about 5 minutes, then remove to a cooling rack to cool.

The centers of mine fell a little bit:

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You can make the frosting the night before and refrigerate it. I whipped mine up while my cupcakes were in the oven. My oven cooks really hot along the sides, so I did mine in two batches, giving me over a half an hour to blow cocoa powder all over my kitchen. Many recipes call for melted chocolate, but I like cocoa powder just fine, so I went with a cocoa powder recipe.

I left my cream cheese out on the counter while I mixed up and poured cupcakes. Then I melted the butter over the cream cheese and whipped them together, along with the vanilla. I tossed in a dash of cayenne and slowly added the cocoa and the powdered sugar a cup at a time. Pretty quickly I could tell I’d need milk. So I added that about a tablespoon at a time. I wanted my frosting to be thick enough to stand up on top of the cupcakes.

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If you’re wondering how I made the flags, I simply printed out 24 shocker logos, about ½ the size of a toothpick. I eyeballed this on the screen, and they came out perfect. I got 25 little logos on one Word document page, with spacing between each set of five. You could also measure and print and all of that, but I winged mine, and got lucky!

You take the piece of paper and a piece of tape twice as long as the logo. Sit the logo, face-up on the right end of the tape, lay the toothpick along the left edge of the logo, and pull the tape around the toothpick and over the top of the logo. If you have extra tape, trim it off the edges. I found that I liked the way the flags looked better with the tape extending the length of the logo, rather than cutting off halfway. But, honestly, who’s going to pay that much attention? Well, aside from my nit-picky co-workers.

Here’s one look at the inside of a fairly undercooked cupcake (I had a few in the second batch that didn’t cook enough, so I left them off my platter). I cut this one in half so my sister could see how the inside looked. And, yes, I ate it. And it was good! Super-sweet. I feel like you could actually get away with cookie dough balls about 75% of the size of these. But the cupcakes formed up around the balls nicely, and they’re a treat, so maybe it’s best to go all-in? I definitely think the cream cheese frosting was a good choice

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Next time I want to make pumpkin or carrot cake cupcakes with cheesecake ball centers. And probably cream brown butter cheese frosting, sprinkled with nutmeg, cinnamon and cloves. Yum!

Pho. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the broth and the noodles and the slurping.

This post is going to be a doozey in length. If you’ve never made pho but want to, I will describe all of the ingredients, what they look like, where to find them, and why you use what you use, and whether I took any shortcuts.

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Today I have a beanless chili recipe for you. It has instant coffee (don’t freak out, it really is good). It has cocoa powder. It has bacon! It’s ALMOST paleo, but I couldn’t resist adding a little hot Italian sausage. And if you’re generally disappointed in the texture of beanless chilis (I can relate), it also has cubed chuck for a variety of texture. If you have any reason to eat beanless chili (diet, your spouse has threatened to divorce you if you dutch oven her one more time, a new variety in chili), give this one a shot. And make changes to it if you’d like. I’m sure it can be improved. But I wanted to document it so future Kelly, who forgets things, will always have this one shining moment in her kitchen documented.

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In an attempt to share the recipe, I discovered I never shared my beer butt chicken recipe. This recipe isn’t complicate or original. It’s just what works for me. I probably roast a couple whole chickens per month. Pre-beer butt chicken, I was terrified of whole chickens. But fear not, friends. This recipe is so easy, you’ll wonder why you waited 31 years to roast a chicken of your own!

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The Joey Special – Two Chickens (FRIENDS reference)

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OK friends, this isn’t what I promised, but the Pizza Crusade kind of lost steam. We still visited several establishments, and I think we’ve come to a conlcusion of our favorites for different reasons. So I’ll summarize them really quickly. I know this deserves more time/service, but it’s what I’ve got, and I’ve been procrastinating other posts because this one is undone.

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Mmmmm….. Pizza. 

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